the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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