You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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