No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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