I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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