plz talk dirty to me
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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