at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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