found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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