Dual....:-)
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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