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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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