Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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