Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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