yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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