i just google imaged poop.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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