and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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