it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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