5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Alive.
So much puke
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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