I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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