talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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