he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
