But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just cropdusted the office
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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