We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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