So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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