We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
