Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Randomize
