you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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