new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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