Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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