thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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