I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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