so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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