Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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