I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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