I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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