also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
