Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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