Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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