idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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