This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I understand Curling. That high.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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