If that was your dad, he is hot
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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