What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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