do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
