I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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