it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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