i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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