Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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