so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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