are you still at the devil's house?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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