I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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