we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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