two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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