i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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